scawwy / ashlyn

[rimet]

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[killies]

[ yeah but

puppy

anyway





what ]

[rimet]

[ The robotic voice comes from his little device like this. Pickles tilts his head when Ashlyn doesn't say anything. ]

[killies]

Oh. Uh. I'm... good?

[ i mean the circumstances are a nightmare but how else do you respond to that. ]

[rimet]

[ Pickles sees the hesitation and yeah, that's understandable. He huffs a little and lightly nudges Ashlyn's leg with his snoot affectionately. ]

[killies]

[ crouches down to give him some pets... ]

Do you even know what's going on here? [ despite what just happened she once again is not really expecting an answer to this. ]

[rimet]

[ Yay, pets. Pickles seems to enjoy that and whines a little.

The puppy is inclined to think that humans should be productive with other things. ]

[killies]

[ why do you talk....... ]

Like what?

[rimet]

[ Pickles wishes he could speak human language... alas. He ponders as much as a dog can and looks up at Ashlyn. ]

Woof.

[ The puppy thinks they should make good food for everyone. ]

[killies]

We don't have any ingredients to work with.

[ thinks. ]

Except maybe fish.

[rimet]

[ Pickles slightly moves his head from side to side and softly barks.

The puppy thinks the cult should stop their ritual and make delicious food for everyone instead. ]

[killies]

[ haha. ]

I think so too. But I'm not holding my breath.

[rimet]

[ Pickles snorts. He should also be realistic, but it's nice to joke, right? Yeah. Anyway, he lightly nudges Ashlyn's leg and she might see something peeking out of Pickles's black and white fur on his back. It reads "arcanist". ]

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[ the ultimate dilemma. she has been politely not commenting on people's tattoos.......... but this is a dog...........

arcanist is like. a magic user? ]

... You're not a normal dog, huh? [ WELL, DUH ]

[rimet]

[ Pickles tilts his head with a questioning sound.

The puppy recalls its owner calling it special very often. ]

[killies]

Yeah, I bet.

[rimet]

[ He's glad that Ashlyn understands, even though it's not really a pride point for him. It just is. ]

Woof?

[ The puppy wonders if it is because it demonstrates actions that no other dog can do. ]

[killies]

Probably.

I think a lot of dogs still wouldn't be this smart, even if they could... talk.

[rimet]

Awoo... woof.

[ The puppy thinks Doggie is a unique device that helps him a lot and has only recently acquired it. ]

[killies]

Where'd you get it? Or is that kind of thing common where you're from?

[rimet]

Woof.

[ The puppy would like to introduce you to Doggie, the best dog translating device built by Mr. APPLe.

Pickles snorts at the "best" part. ]

[killies]

Is that your... [ is it weird to say owner about a talking dog. ] friend?

[rimet]

[ He shakes his head from side to side a little. ]

Woo.

[ The puppy says that its owner's name is Charlton. ]

[killies]

Do all dogs get translators?

[rimet]

[ Pickles shakes his head from side to side just slightly. ]

Woo.

[ The puppy says it was imperative at the time that there be communication between it and the other party, so the device was made with haste. ]

[killies]

Oh. Why the rush?