It - it can translate what you're thinking?! What?! Sometimes the Ringbearer Chosen talks to animals, or, at least they say they can understand animals, but everyone can understand you with something like that -?! This is really amazing, Sir Puppy!
[ SPARKLING
wait ]
Wait! Wait, do you have another name?! Can you tell me your name?
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Woo...
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Woo...
[ he mumbles, an imitation of the noise... ]
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Pickles whines a little in response and the device around his neck speaks in a robotic voice:
The puppy thinks you should claim ownership regardless. ]
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immediately falls on his ass and almost drops his sword ]
Hweh!? Did you just talk?!
[ HELLO ]
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The puppy would like to introduce you to Doggie, the best dog translator built by Mr. APPLe.
Pickles snorts when it says "best". ]
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It - it can translate what you're thinking?! What?! Sometimes the Ringbearer Chosen talks to animals, or, at least they say they can understand animals, but everyone can understand you with something like that -?! This is really amazing, Sir Puppy!
[ SPARKLING
wait ]
Wait! Wait, do you have another name?! Can you tell me your name?
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Woof...
[ The puppy says that his name is Pickles. ]
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[ a beat and then at a less stupid volume: ]
.... Would it be offensive to you if I said it was cute...?
[ polite ]
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[ pickles... sir pickles..... soooo cute.... ]
Can I still call you Sir Pickles? Hehe.
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[ The puppy thinks as long as you refer to it by name, anything will do. ]
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[ tailwag... he doesn't have a tail but if he did he would be wagging it. ]
...You really did understand everything I said, huh... [ as if in realization, a few minutes later. ] ...thank you, for your kind words.
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[ The puppy is glad, for it wishes to communicate.
Even if Pickles thinks the translator isn't accurate all the time. ]
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[ he is going to be starry eyed at this forever. rondo beams at pickles. ]
Then, I hope we can do a lot of communicating, Sir Pickles! Let's take advantage and talk a lot.